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Tanorexic: Addicted to Brown

By Rachel Belle

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Is that beef jerky? A catcher's mitt? No, silly. It's a mom's face! The 44 year old New Jersey mom was arrested for taking her six year old to a tanning salon, where the little girl's pale skin was burned by the rays. Mommy Dearest claims she did no such thing, and that she just likes tanning. She's not addicted to it, or whatever. Extra took this case to the expert, Snooki, who said: “That b---h is crazy! . . . you are not supposed to take kids there.” Yikes. If even mega-tanner Snooki thinks it's a bad idea, then it's probably a bad idea. Anyone else craving beef jerky? Anyone?


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  • hpygolkyone wrote...
    C'mon Man......You're Kidding Us, Right?!?!
    That isn't from tanning.

    That HAS to be some kind of spray on garbage?!

    It doesn't even look natural in any way, shape of form!.......Sheesh!

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  • WendyF wrote...
    This is criminal
    The tanning salons should refuse this woman service. The face that stares back at her in the mirror is not what we are seeing. Her image of herself is like an anorexic who still thinks he/she is fat.
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