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NEW BOOK explains Obama: What does he really mean when he says something?

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Check out the "Little Red Book of Obamunism" by Chairman Mao's.

As many of you know, a running joke on my show has been the "cult of personality" evidenced by the Obama campaign (the slogans, the hyperbole, the worship, the "O" hand signal", the healing of "the hole in our souls", etc). I've also poked fun at those who claim Obama is Marxist, Socialist, Euro-Socialist, Communist, and especially those who say "free market champion." But rather than try to convince all the different sides to agree on one label, I urged the adoption of a new label "Obamunist"--an ideology in which the most important component is Obama. It's made me laugh since 2008.

Well, I was thumbing through a copy of Chairman Mao's "Little Red Book", a Christmas present from my old friend and mentor Peter Weissbach, and was struck by how the cover symbol reminded me of Obama as well as the stylized portraits inside. In the original, Chairman Mao's various quotes are in English on one side with a translation into Chinese characters on the other. I decided to do a parody in which Obama's quotes would be "translated" into what he really means as if he himself is doing the translation for the faithful.

The book is meant to be fun, a conversation starter (or ender) but also a handy reminder of things the president has said. It's pocket-sized and meant to be a novelty that you might pass on to friends. I hope it gives you a laugh.

You can get a copy by sending a check to "Crow Tools Entertainment" PO BOX 65362, Tacoma WA 98464. Books are $10 for 1 or $25 for 3 (domestic shipping included). The reason for the seemingly lower Amazon price below is that Amazon charges $3.99 for shipping, so the price for customers is the same, but Amazon gets a cut. Sending the check is cheaper if you want more than one. If you want one faster, but want to pay by credit card, email your contact information to thesingingcrow@yahoo.com

You can also get the book on Amazon.com ($6.99 but after shipping it should come out to just over $10). The Kindle version is also available for $1.99 as is the Nook version that works for you iPad (if you get the free Nook ap).

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David Boze, KTTH Talk Show Host
David hosts a radio show on Seattle's only conservative talk station, KTTH. He enjoys hunting big game and attending the Seattle Symphony.

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  • cigarfan wrote...
    Obama's capitalist backers
    IF Obama was a Maoist.....No corporations would back Obama, Dubya and Cheney would be in prison on war crimes, Wall street would not have been given $787 billion, Troops from Afghanistan would have been brought home from day one, Guantanamo would have been shut down, Travel to Cuba would be Ok, US foreign aid to Israel would have been cut off, Drone strikes would be shut down, Obama would not be sanctioning Iran, the US would not be trying to buyoff Egypt, Syrian rebels, Israel, Colombia, etc, etc.
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  • Drool wrote...
    The Same Weisbach...
    ...that hired illegals for his janitorial company?

    What a hypocrite.

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  • FormerMarineSgt wrote...
    @Drool....
    It's the same ol' 'anything, no matter how failed, false, trumped up and illogical that says anything bad about Obama is ALWAYS factual. But if you use the same exact logic against a Republican - you're dead wrong and bordering on being unpatriotic as far as these blinded by thier rhetoric and ideology folks go. I'm no Obama lover, but I'm also not blindly and wantonly insane like so many of these right wingers seem to be.
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  • ron prevost wrote...
    Yes, Cigar. You are right ............ so far.
    But as Obama said to Putin, 'I'll be more flexible in a second term.'
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  • Drool wrote...
    What Does Mitt Mean When He Says Something...
    ....and then says the opposite?

    The up side is EVERYBODY at one time or another can agree with him.

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  • maplefish wrote...
    Just remember
    "You didn't build that business"
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  • sambra27 wrote...
    maplefish
    I think that out-of-context remark used to fire up the right lost its luster probably when people realized the actual context it was in, which was less than a day after he said it. Although, I do admit that he chose his words in poor order.
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  • maplefish wrote...
    Sambra27 WRONG
    Watch the video in it's entirety. That is EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID! He belives that Government is the end all be all for everyone. The man has never had a job in his life and knows NOTHING about how our economy works. It was BUSINESS that PAID those TAXES to BUILD Those roads...The man is an IDIOT! and he further proved it with his arrogant and ignorant words. Quit being such an apologist for this clown
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  • hpitantso wrote...
    Boze quess what
    The President of the United States will alway be Black and that's not code.
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  • Rangerhawk wrote...
    Proceeds from this book
    Go to the committee to unelect Barack Obama and the Barry Sotero Unpresidential Library Foundation, #1 Medrassa Rd, Jakarta Indonesia. Thank you for your support.
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  • Rick W7PSK wrote...
    There we go the Magic word
    Racists. We cannot disagree with the presidents policy, if we do its only because he is Black.

    the magic word.

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  • It's me! Ha ha! wrote...
    The American Left critizes Romney as having no foreign policy experience. Maybe not on a Presidential level but
    Let's talk about Obama's foreign policy. Obama promised to make the Muslim world love us and undo the policies of the Evil Bush administration as the middle east dissolves into bloody savage conflict as Americans are fleeing for their lives and the bodies of 4 Americans return back home as Obama is yanked from the campaign trail hoping for a bounce in the polls and in the meantime nothing has been and nothing will be done about the murders of Americans or those who murdered them!
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  • sambra27 wrote...
    ...
    Remember, the attacks on the American Embassy were by terrorists. Terrorists will never love us. And it's not like the citizens in middle-eastern countries just started burning and ripping American flags when Obama took office. It's been happening for a pretty long time now.
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  • SeattleD wrote...
    Bill Law wrote, "If we wanted a black president we could elect Herman Cain...instead of this half white nobody"
    There was actually a huge argument amonst the Republicons concerning their party platform, whether or not to add a racial purity requirement for anyone seeking the presidency of the United States.
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  • ron prevost wrote...
    Bad lie, D.
    Your 'joke' is about as flat as the latest jobs report.
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  • hpitantso wrote...
    Bill Law wrote... I feel you
    Have to respect that, qualifications for the office must be all White or all Black.
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  • Drool wrote...
    which rules out Cain....
    ...and virtually all blacks in America.

    I could also look back in my lily white English background an quite possibly find an African Roman centurion too.

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  • hpitantso wrote...
    Drool wrote...
    My point was NO you don't have to be all black or white refer to Billy comment on him being part black Cain is a fool who played the GOP until the all women came out against him.
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