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Mocking the sod state of affairs at Levi's Stadium

The 49ers re-sodded the turf at brand-new Levi's Stadium a day after poor footing cut a practice short. (AP)

By Andy Bunker

With the 49ers having to cut a practice short due to players slipping on the turf at brand-new Levi's Stadium, we came up with a few mock headlines.

• Grass stains: Niners' new Levi's already dirty

• Niners order stronger grass; Steelers' Bell, Blount ask for trade to San Francisco

• Grass-roots effort: Harbaugh seeding with anger

• Bad fit: Levi's Stadium a pain in the grass

• 49ers practice cancelled; players tripping on bad grass

• Levi's Stadium turf receding faster than Vernon Davis' hairline

• Niners players: 'Chunky sod still better than paying on baseball infield'

• Harbaugh removes grass; too risky near new khakis

Andy Bunker is the new producer of "Brock and Salk". Follow Andy on Twitter @MrAndyBunker.

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