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Merry (Insert Greeting Here)!

December 23, 2012 @ 4:25 pm

Doing a little last minute shopping in downtown Seattle, I passed a print shop on Pine Street displaying the ultimate answer to the War on Christmas:

Generic Holiday Message

It is a declaration so boldly non-committal that I felt instantly empowered to wish myself the greeting of my choice, uninhibited by the messages imposed by others. I also created customized festive mind-graphics, full of happy children emptying their stockings on Christmas morning, and put myself so thoroughly in a holiday mood I spent in excess of $300 on last-minute gifts. -DR

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  • It's me! Ha ha! wrote...
    Merry Christmas!
    December 23, 2012 3:45 pm
    That is all that needs to be said!
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  • William Lawn wrote...
    Crapo takes a dump
    December 23, 2012 8:41 pm
    A Mormon with a .11?

    Who you gonna trust?

    Who you gonna trust?

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  • Ron_Spins wrote...
    Merry (Cliffmas)
    December 23, 2012 9:24 pm
    and a Happy New Year.
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  • Cameron wrote...
    Merry Retirement!
    December 26, 2012 7:57 am
    To you and yours, the gift of the retirement of the Ross and Burbank show. With all of the substitutes and guest hosts over the last several weeks, it should be apparent to station management that they could put anyone who spews Democrat political postions and rants against anything conservative or religious in that slot and get the same miserable ratings.
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  • ron prevost wrote...
    Hey, if 'happy secular progressive winter holiday' works for you..................
    December 26, 2012 4:16 pm
    I still prefer "Merry Christmas".
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