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Snap, Crackle, Flop!

Wonder no more why young Trevor hates math,

When Kellogg's is leading him down the wrong path!

For how will he ever learn how to keep score

When his breakfast box says...

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Yet rather than launch into violent invective,

I calmly apply a straightforward corrective:

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Alternatively, were my name Sheldon Cooper


Perhaps this is how I'd unravel the blooper:

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We must not stand silent while num'racy drops,

But steadfastly protest these Snap Crackle Flops.


Dave Ross, KIRO Radio Morning News Anchor
Dave Ross hosts the Morning News on KIRO Radio weekdays from 5-9 a.m. Dave has won the national Edward R. Murrow Award for writing five times since he started at KIRO Radio in 1978.
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