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My Week With Fidel & Ernest

We're back in Miami after 8 days in Cuba - a vacation my wife and I chose because a) it's warm, b) we've never been there, c) the US government somehow feels threatened by the cigars, so we had to see them for ourselves.

To travel legally to Cuba, the US government insists that Americans be part of a cultural exchange licensed by the Treasury Department, and board an unmarked chartered flight from Miami...

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...in a special aircraft that takes you 90 miles and about 55 years from Florida. (Which may explain why the flight is $220 per person each way.)

Cuba is a hardcore socialist country - the government owns almost everything, and most workers are paid between $25-$30 a month. Which is why almost every "spontaneous" conversation that people strike up with you on the street here in Havana ("Hello, where are you from?) usually ends with a request for money "to buy milk for the kids." And it's not the Cuban peso they want but the special money only tourists carry (called CUC's) which is what you need to buy the good stuff.

So life is tough. And except for a few historic preservation projects, Havana looks like it hasn't seen a coat of paint since 1959!

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But it's not a prison. You don't see military checkpoints, and no, they don't all want to float to Miami.

Why not? Because while the accommodations are definitely rustic, a lot of stuff is free, including all education from grade school.

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...through graduate school, and of course, health care.

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That includes electrified acupuncture. It does not include privacy, however. I hesitated when I saw this fellow, but our host motioned for me to snap at will. The patient didn't seem to care -- nothing like electrified needles to take the edge off your day.

How about this treatment:

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...all free of charge.

Music is a big deal too.

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Every restaurant, hotel and public square has a band. Favorite songs: Besame Mucho & Guantanamera.

The other thing you'll find everywhere:

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Che Guevara. He gets more face time than Fidel.

Cuba is also the place where your Dad's (or Granddad's) car is living out its golden years.

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Havana is a year-round antique car meet. Some of these have been carefully restored and passed down as the family business. Tourists pay hard currency to be driven around in them.

Here's the old Soviet embassy:

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It exudes a kind of Stalinist warmth. Unfortunately for Cuba it no longer exudes foreign aid. The revolution now has to pay for itself, and that requires a "We're all in this together" mindset:

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That one I agree with. It would remove one more excuse for why the economy doesn't work, because it certainly isn't working the way Cubans expected. It's a patchwork of basic state services and private improvisation. I thought this shot captured the reality pretty well:

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The lights stay on -- but it ain't pretty.

The system was opened up to allow small private businesses in 2011. This is a privately-run tourist restaurant in Trinidad.

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To be legal, it must be operated in the owner's home. But is the bed really used ("Please, take your time, just wake us when you're ready for dessert...") or is it only there for the inspector?


Cubans seem free to speak their minds, and admit the obvious -- that life here isn't easy and the parts of Havana look like they could crumble into the sea at any moment. But they also think socialism is better than the kind of exploitation that preceded it.


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They still seem to believe that it's wrong to get rich, because the only way that can happen is for someone else to get poor. Their priority is to guarantee a basic allotment of food, education, and health care, even if it's at the cost of living in a tiny, poorly maintained apartment building.

Even in Cuba there are those little luxuries.

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Notice she is well within 25 feet of the doorway. (We learned that the secret to proper cigar smoking is never inhale; sip Havana Rum between puffs, and stop when the ash reaches the band.)

In the neighborhoods where the tourist money flows, life, at least on the outside, is like a postcard.

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That's the main square in Trinidad, on the Caribbean coast, about as it was in the 1800's.

This was my first Caribbean experience -- broad sandy beaches, warm breezes, cheap rum.

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Just the occasional botched invasion. Welcome to Bahia de Cochinos, the Bay of Pigs, where we stopped for lunch! I ordered the pork.

When we got to our hotel in Trinidad at Playa Ancon -- this was the view 100 feet from our door:

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Our group of 18 came from all over the country, Mississippi, New Mexico, Tennessee, Chicago, Texas, Virginia, New York City. And I think we're agreed that socialism or not, Americans ought to be able to travel freely here, instead of this charade of booking specially licensed educational tours and flying across the Florida Strait in unmarked chartered planes.

We ought to be able to fly directly to Havana, spread our capitalist propaganda, and then take a red 1961 Thunderbird to the "Floridita" where the daiquiris kept Hemingway reliably intoxicated as he was writing "The Old Man And The Sea."

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I tried one, forgot all my troubles, and we became instant friends.

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By the way, the customs agent scolded me at the Miami airport, but he let me keep my six cigars. Nice of my own government to let me keep my own property.

Dave Ross, KIRO Radio Talk Show Host
Dave Ross is co-host of The Ross & Burbank Show on KIRO Radio (weekdays 9-Noon) and never too far from the spotlight.

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  • ron prevost wrote...
    Welcome back to the 21st century - or at least as close as South Florida comes.
    And I see, Dave, you've reacquainted yourself with this thing called the internet.

    Anyway, just in case you've also been in a complete news blackout down in Cuba, We've now got an Argentine Pope who's a Jesuit. ... And we've got Gonzaga, a little Jesuit school, with a one seed in the NCAA March Madness .... And I can't figure which is the greater miracle.

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  • William Lawn wrote...
    Very cool, Mr. Ross
    A destination I've craved ever since my family canceled a trip, when I was a little guy and a certain bearded gentleman was shooting Batistas and everyone else who was handy.

    Very cool Dave.

    Oh, try Bequia next time you go to the Caribbean. St. Vincent and the Grenadines. A beautiful country. Also stuck in time.

    But in a very good way.

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  • Moondoggie wrote...
    Lift the embargo
    Give the Cuban people a taste of capitalism, and the young people will soon wonder what the old people think is so great about living in equal poverty.
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  • Moondoggie wrote...
    "they don't all want to float to Miami."
    The ambitious freedom loving Cubans left a long time ago.
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  • Mavila wrote...
    That's not your...
    Hemingway's Cuba.
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  • wsualumn wrote...
    Why Is It
    That we can trade with China and Vietnam, but not with Cuba? Seems like a totally outdated policy.
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  • soo purletiv wrote...
    @ Dave Ross
    Loved this article. Seriously, I loved it.

    If you lived as a Cuban, you would have had to swim to the USA to tour their way of life and smoke their cigars.

    Good thing you are an American (the USA type).

    It allowed you to have a "little something something" in order to fly to Cuba and experience their........ way of life.

    In my experience, there are good people all over the world, no matter the border nor boundry. Political structure nor economic foundation.

    Color of skin nor color of skin. Color of skin nor color of skin.

    In my experience, all are flawed, but some are better than others.

    I am still trying to find the Panacea and or Utopia.

    Any help.......

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  • Mavila wrote...
    "Cuba is a hardcore socialist country"...
    In other words, what Dave can't quite bring himself to admit is that Cuba is a Communist country.

    In Dave's world, Communists are simply "hard core" Socialists, no doubt entirely misunderstood over all the murder squads, political prisons and genocide. A euphemism, if you will.

    Very instructive for those of you that are paying attention.

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  • cigarfan wrote...
    Awesome dave!
    Cigar Aficionado magazine is always doing stories about visiting Cuba and ending the US embargo against Cuba. Time for the US to join the rest of the world.
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  • Country_Dog wrote...
    Next Up
    Workers' paradise North Korea.
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