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TBTL with Luke Burbank

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Luke’s back! Sean’s here! No Andrew… Sad horns. But I’m back as well! Happy horns!

Who knew our Sean was such a talented parody song artist? I guess it shouldn’t be a huge surprise considering his love of music, puns, and music in general. He needs to write a song about puns… maybe a take on “Happy” but instead it would be “Punny.” Anyone with me? Be sure to email your suggestions to Burbank and we’ll put Sean to work!


And speaking of work… nope. Can’t make that segue. Just gotta say it. Using the bathroom on a boat for two days sounds awful. Everyone pees in the water? And you’re supposed to hold in your deuces for two days? How is that even possible? I couldn’t do it. Don’t ever invite me onto your boat if that’s your policy because the vacation won’t end well. Or smell well. I can’t believe I’m saying this to all of you.

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-toni hammer // // @realtonihammer

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My Song of the Day: Everything is Awesome by Tegan & Sara feat. The Lonely Island


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