I saw a doggie today in a Seahawks jersey and I’m still mad I didn’t take a picture. I know he wasn’t the only 12th doggie walking around, but he was majestic. He had all this extra tail hair flapping in the breeze, and he looked proud to be wearing his jersey. I keep saying he, because I assume it was a he. Putting a football jersey on a lady doggie would be insane, Just kidding, guys. Putting clothes on any animal is insane.
But if putting a sleep mask on this snaggletooth-weirdo is insane, I don’t want to be sane.
In other news, David Koechner is on the show today. I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury. He’s funny. You should check it out.
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