Are you a savvy shopper? Do you find yourself giving away gallon jugs of mayonnaise because you can’t possibly consume the 8 you purchased by the time the expiration date rolls around, but it doesn’t matter because it was such a good deal? Do you enjoy eating hotdogs while standing up at a table with no chairs, because they made a profit while charging you a dollar and sitting would force you to stew in the shame of that realization? Do you not mind just going without certain essential items that other grocery stores carry, but your store does not? Well, then you my friend, are living the Costco lifestyle, and I’m quite jealous.
Today’s episode is a look back to when Luke and Jen discussed the bullying advice from The Costco Connection, a lifestyle magazine for Costco members. As somebody who was mostly on the receiving end of bullying, I can tell you there is literally nothing you can do to stop it. So you might as well just internalize it as self-hatred and become a comedian one day. You’re welcome kids.
TBTL Song of the Day: “Top of the World” by Shonen Knife
My Song of the Day: “Adjust Glasses” by Kisses