Mess With the Golfman, You Get the Golfhorns
I was driving home from work while listening to Luke tell his story about getting rear ended at a red light. I started to think about how that could happen at any time, no matter how careful you are. As I was thinking that I drive pass a semi truck turning right. On the other side of the truck is a car turning left who has no way of checking to make sure anyone is coming. It’s a brand new car that still has dealer plates, so why would you bother looking both ways? He tries to enter into the area of time and space I was currently occupying and I swerve and slam on my breaks just in time to avoid a huge accident. So basically nothing happened, but I’m pretty sure I have whiplash.
Also on the show the merits of birds are debated, (pros: flight, cons: defecate on you) and Andrew tries to talk the Tens out of dispatching internet justice on Golfman. I would just advise everyone to show some restraint. Just because he looks like fat George Clooney, doesn’t mean you should tie him up and pull his fingers out Syriana-style.
TBTL Song of the Day: “Flava In Ya Ear (Remix)” by Craig Mack
My Song of the Day: “Birmingham” by Shovels & Rope