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Don’t Cross the Crossing Guard

Luke and Andrew today discuss the power of Kickstarter and whether or not the people who picked on them ever got their due. My childhood was a bit of a Room of Tears as well and I turned out to be a perfectly well adjusted, devastatingly handsome human being who just also happens to use alcohol to quell his constant feelings of anxiety.


I remember when I saw a football player who teased me back in high school and he had gained a lot of weight. There is no sweeter revenge. Is it possible to make a Kickstarter so that Andrew’s bully gains 500 pounds? Honestly though, I think the real comeuppance for bullies is they have to spend the rest of their lives with themselves, while the people who are bullied mostly just become comedians.

TBTL Song of the Day: “We Own the Sky” by M83

My Song of the Day: “Another Sunny Day” by Belle & Sebastian (chosen by Josh Kerns!)

–Handsome Jake

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