You will never convince me that it's okay to wak around barefoot. Not because you could cut your foot on something and get a disease and not because there's literally human waste on every surface, but because nobody wants to see your disgusting feet. I'm sorry. Hopefully the person that wrote that email isn't one of the Ones of readers of this blog.
Even though I don't want to see anybody's naked toes, for some reason I do want to see naked people fend for themselves in the wild for three weeks. I've still only seen one episode of "Naked and Afraid," and the sound was off because it was at a bar, but I'm in love with it. Please everyone watch it and let's talk about it all the time and never talk about anything else. Have a great weekend!