This is what Christmas in Dubai looks like.
This is probably the only post I'll do this week, so I wanted to say Merry Christmas to all you filthy animals. Thanks for reading, even if you're hate-reading just to make fun of my diction. If you don't celebrate Christmas, I hope the rest of your week is pleasant and whatever you're into is great this year. Unless you're really into eugenics, or the Patriots, or something.
Happy Holidays, bozos.
Song of the day The Language Drake
PS you should come watch Luke and me tell jokes at Scratch Deli on Capitol Hill, December 29th. My friends Wilfred Padua and Elicia Sanchez will also be telling jokes, and they are delightful. The headliner we have to keep a secret until the day of, but if you listen to the show, there is a good chance you know who he is. It's going to be a lot of fun.