TBTL WITH LUKE BURBANK

These Rules Are Byzantine!

Sep 23, 2014, 8:15 AM | Updated: 8:18 am

Awww. The gents are far apart again back in their respective lands. Pour some out for your homies.

If you’re a casual listener and you don’t listen to every episode, first off, shame on you. Secondly, you must listen to the first 20 minutes of this show. Andrew gets a mysterious cassette tape and dreams come true.

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The show’s kind of downhill from there.

Twitter is hard and Andrew thinks Luke (who I’m considering calling The Burbs from now on) is trying too hard and not letting the magic just happen.

I hate Twitter. I use it to build my brand, if you will, but I don’t understand it at all. My confusion is the same as Luke’s. Twitter is nonsensical. Much like my presence in the TBTL universe.

But Mr. Burbank, Luke’s Dad, is on Twitter to win a Hobbit contest. I can’t make this stuff up, you guys.

And then they talk about hotels and water conservation.
The first twenty minutes saves the whole show. You gotta believe me.

-toni hammer // whitestten@gmail.com // @realtonihammer

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