Never Let Me Slip
Oct 15, 2014, 11:29 AM | Updated: 11:32 am
The Germans are ruining everything. College is now free so even poor people and minorities can get higher education. They start drinking alcohol when they’re toddlers so there’s no novelty in college partying. They’re teaching real trades so you can’t just skip out of class and have fun for days at a time. And the progressive gun control laws means college kids are relatively safe from clock tower shootings. BORING!!
My Jeopardy anecdote: One time I was robbing a bank and just going for the one drawer ($3,000 average) job when I saw that the cash for the ATM was sitting on the counter behind the teller. I instructed her to bring me that money and I almost couldn’t fit the $45,000 in my small backpack. Alex? Alex? You OK?
And what kind of lame hobby is watching people play Jeopardy on TV? Luke has the nerve to make fun of people who watch people play video games and don’t really watch CBS commentaries but still get super into their feelings about it? Twitch.tv watcher’s feelings… the only thing more brittle than a TBTL frisbee.
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