Stolen Tackle Stat Charges Won’t Stick
Dec 4, 2014, 11:28 AM | Updated: 11:33 am
It’s true. Girl Scout Cookies are overrated. They taste fine, but dozens of other kinds of cookies are also good and you get more for your money. Most Tens probably just thought Luke was just being cheap, but I’m joining him up on his Hydrox horse. People love the idea of Girl Scout Cookies because we can feel smug while shoveling cookies into our cookie holes. “Hey look at me I helped send some girls to Camp Orkila! And stop looking at the crumbs in my mustache.”
Pizza Hut’s Book It program has been preparing kids for a lifelong love of reading and carbohydrates for 30 years. But it came along a few years too late for ol’ Clip Clop. Luckily, my mother was an English teacher and my brother worked in a pizza shop. So there were always plenty of books and pizzas in the Frizzell household. By the time I was in high school I was very into literature and had a job at Pizza Haven. That’s how I was able to get by on the mean streets of Bellevue, Washington.
The most interesting issue raised on Wednesday’s show was about the guy hiding in the bathroom. Why now? What IS he doing? And how can Luke steer clear of it all? I want to know what you guys think. Should Luke call his landlord or the cops and get this dude thrown out into the bitter Port Townsend winter? Or should he knock on the stall and present Hobo Joe with a paper bagged bottle of CSM in a “Random Act Of Wineness?” Please comment on the Facebook post with your opinions.
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