Hodor Kotb’s Kink Revealed!

Andrew Walsh, proud alumnus of St. Ignatius HS and childhood chum of painfully inept Cleveland Browns QB Brian Hoyer, has been described by his longtime lover Genevieve as a furry. CC denies this but who would know better than Vieves? I think it’s for the best. If you have thin skin your should cover it with as much fur as possible.

I’ve worn a mascot costume many, many times. I’ve bowled, played basketball, baseball and soccer, even done choregraphy to this song while wearing a pizza slice suit. I regret nothing. It’s the only time anyone has ever asked for my autograph. It might sound crazy but it ain’t no lie, baby, bye bye bye.

“Dave Barry, a pulitzer prize winning columnist is dealing with his life in the suburbs together with his wife and two sons. Also starring in the series are Dave’s two amazingly stupid neighbors.” This is the imdb synopsis for the 1994 show Dave’s World. I’d rather staple my yambag to a runaway dogsled than watch one minute of this show. But I remember a simpler time when I was a kid and would watch anything on TV. Especially if it was sports. UPS Loggers basketball games on tape delay, WTC Tennis. If it was on after my parents went to bed and it was a sport I was watching. And we all know I turned out fine.

My “government” is Mike Frizzell. Friend me on Facebook where my timeline reveals that in early October I was convinced Ebola would go airborne. Follow me @drewmcfrizz on Twitter. Check out Takedown Podcast’s FB page, where we have a different and very unsettling take on #FurryGate.