Snap, Crackle, Flop!on February 23, 2013 @ 10:10 am (Updated: 6:20 am - 2/25/13 )
Wonder no more why young Trevor hates math,
When Kellogg's is leading him down the wrong path!
For how will he ever learn how to keep score
When his breakfast box says...
Yet rather than launch into violent invective,
I calmly apply a straightforward corrective:
Alternatively, were my name Sheldon Cooper
Perhaps this is how I'd unravel the blooper:
We must not stand silent while num'racy drops,
But steadfastly protest these Snap Crackle Flops.
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