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Carlos Danger-man is a hit

We don't know how "Carlos Danger" will do in the polls after his latest sextploitations, but his new theme song is sure to be a chart topper. (AP image)

As long as Anthony Weiner has the formerly super-secret sexting handle “Carlos Danger,” we figure the guy needs a super-secret theme song to go with it.

Our crack team of Sean DeTore (lyrics) and Russ Cimber (vocals and production) got together to craft the definitive theme song “Carlos Dangerman.”

It’s definitely worth tweeting about.

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