This week's contestant is listener Tina from Redmond.
1.) Oprah is teaming up with Starbucks to sell tea. What is the name of her tea?
a.) "Teavana Oprah Chai"
b.) "O! I can't believe it's not coffee"
c.) "Put your O!-face on spearmint slam"
2.) President Obama was on the "Ellen" show Thursday pitching Obamacare. What did he call Ellen's Oscar selfie that beat his own retweet record?
a.) demeaning to the office of talk show host
b.) "a cheap stunt"
c.) He didn't call it anything. He said "I'm the leader of the free world," dropped the mic and walked out of the interview.
3.) Anecdotal news dropped this week, as it does every year at this time, that the instances of what male medical procedure increases during March Madness?
a.) beard implants
b.) breast implants
4.) Russia this week offered better pay and benefits to any Ukrainian soldiers who want to defect. What was offered as an alternative? a.) half-price vasectomies b.) soldiers would be classified as bandits and hunted down by the vastly superior Russian military c.) a punch in the groin from Vladimir Putin
5.) Which former Seahawks called the team's contract offer to keep him in Seattle "laughable."
a.) Golden Tate
b.) a player who's not playing on a Super Bowl winning team anymore
c.) both A and B