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Danny O'Neil's NFL Power Rankings | Playoffs
Rank Team Comment
1Seattle SeahawksDear Packers fans: Given the cheesy nature of the way Dez Bryant's catch was interpreted, please refrain from any "Fail Mary" references. Thanks. Sincerely, Seattle.
2New England PatriotsWhen Rob Gronkowski becomes a pro wrestler, here's hoping he goes by the name "Gronky Tonk Man."
3Green Bay PackersIn solidarity with Aaron Rodgers, Packers fans are only drinking de-calf coffee this playoff run..
4Dallas CowboysYou know the old saying: Live by the refs, die by the refs.
5Baltimore RavensJohn Harbaugh's attitude toward New England's substitution patterns is best described as un-Patriotic.
6Indianapolis ColtsAndrew Luck is good enough to get his team to a Super Bowl, but his team is so bad he'd get drubbed. A lot like John Elway in the 1980s.
7Denver BroncosNew American Family Insurance jingle for Peyton Manning: "Torn quad cost my coach his job."
8Carolina PanthersThe Panthers' quarterback really should have to go by Cameron until he beats Kam Chancellor at least once.


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