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Danny O'Neil's NFL Power Rankings | Week 15
Rank Team Comment
1 (1)Carolina PanthersThe least imposing 13-0 team in NFL history?
2 (2)Arizona CardinalsThe next playoff game Carson Palmer wins will be his first.
3 (5)New England PatriotsThe (Tom) Brady Bill (Belichick) has not disarmed the Patriots.
4 (7)Seattle SeahawksIf there was any doubt, Seattle will host Russell-mania every week until further notice.
5 (3)Denver BroncosPeyton Manning has plenty of experience with the agony of defeat. The agony of daí feet, though? Thatís a more recent problem.
6 (6)Green Bay PackersOf course the team whose fans don cheeseheads would also be known for its whine.
7 (4)Cincinnati BengalsAndy Dalton suffered a thumb injury that has sidelined so many cartoons before him. Usually the injury comes via mousetrap or ball-peen hammer.
8 (8)Pittsburgh SteelersThese are the Bizarro Steelers, with an incredible offense and an absolutely forgettable defense.
9 (9)New York JetsNo holiday rush for the Jets this year. Theyíve allowed a league-low two rushing touchdowns this season.
10 (10)Kansas City ChiefsA team thatís almost as boring as its coach, Andy Reid.
11 (13)Minnesota VikingsSmoked by Seattle at home, competitive with Arizona on the road. OK, Minnesota, tell us when you decide if youíre good or not.
12 (18)Philadelphia EaglesThe Eagles might lose by winning. A playoff berth might prompt them to keep Chip Kelly.
13 (20)New York GiantsTom Coughlin presents an age old story in that his age makes him the oldest NFL coach.
14 (19)Washington RedskinsIf you see a Washington fan chanting his teamís nickname, feel free to accuse him of slurring his words.
15 (21)Oakland RaidersCarr-tography: The study of Oaklandís quarterback of the future.
16 (16)Buffalo BillsIf Doug Marrone got the Bills to 9-7 does that make Rex Ryan a moron for winding up with anything less?
17 (27)St. Louis RamsThe Rams played Thursdayís game in uniforms that were the color of Nacho Cheez. Or traffic stripes.
18 (17)Chicago BearsGould is a terrible name for a kicker when he misses the game-tying attempt like Robbie did last week.
19 (15)Atlanta FalconsApparently Atlanta is driving on tires as bald as its coachís head.
20 (11)Tampa Bay BuccaneersYou Winston, you lose some. Thatís life with a rookie quarterback.
21 (14)Houston TexansIt could be worse, Texans fans. Just look at the Rockets.
22 (24)New Orleans SaintsPeyton has a sore foot. Payton has a bruised backside. The Saints have been getting spanked for two years running.
23 (12)Indianapolis ColtsThank goodness Matt Hasselbeck can play. Starting Charlie Whitehurst would have been like a white hearse for their playoff hopes.
24 (23)Miami DolphinsThere isnít a more insignificant team in the league than Miami. Wait. Jacksonville is still in the league? My bad. There arenít two more insignificant teams in the league than Miami.
25 (25)San Francisco 49ersJim Tomsula is the coaching equivalent of Mike Singletary without the Hall of Fame playing career.
26 (28)Dallas CowboysDo they bring back Jerry Jones as ďThe EmperorĒ in the new Star Wars movie?
27 (26)Jacksonville JaguarsPlease tell me Blake Bortles drives a Beetle. Please?
28 (29)Baltimore RavensA mallet is a blunt object. So is Ryan Mallet. He just tends to sleep more.
29 (22)Detroit LionsThe Detroit L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-ions. Thatís nine Lís.
30 (31)San Diego ChargersThere are 46 players in the NFL with more rushing touchdowns than the Chargersí entire team, which has scored two.
31 (30)Tennessee TitansSuper Mario? Not yet. Heís pretty darn good Mario for right now.
32 (32)Cleveland BrownsOne manís heaven may be another manís hell. However, no manís heaven is another Manziel.


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