Of course no one has as much fun on Thanksgiving Day as Andrew. Sex Day? Really? Does Genevieve know about this and your "Four Layer Dip?" Enjoy your sick, depraved holiday, Hodor Kotb, because a day of catroll reckoning is coming for you.
Luke's "Kids Table" episode was very sweet. When Addie was forced to admit she listens to TBTL (only when she's all out of The Gist episodes) you could hear Luke grinning from ear to ear. We must have a report on the order of finish in the Burbank Family Fun Run, as well as an update from the basement. The game was so easy for the Sea-yuks I'm guessing no one had to walk out into the woods and punch trees.
Let's take a moment this holiday season to be thankful we have family, friends, and a warm place to stay. By that I mean most of us have it better than Scott Stapp. It's hard to believe that Creed was still on top of the world nine years ago when playing the NFL Thanksgiving halftime show. Now it appears that Stapp's arms and schedule are wide open. Is it too much to hope for that the diminutive, spectacularly untalented Pitbull falls as far in the coming decade?
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Why do running backs wear out faster, career-wise, in the NFL? Most of the players are involved in collisions on every play, so it's hard to discern who is getting the worst of it. My theory on running backs is they have the least control over the collisions they are involved in. They are often engaged with a defender or two when another tackler can take a free shot at their body, resulting in wear and tear which other positions are not as often exposed. When I asked Marshawn Lynch about this theory he agreed.
And while I'm boring you zombies back to death with sportball talk let's address Luke's confusion about the nickel defense. A standard defense calls for four defensive backs to cover receivers. Often, in second down or third and long yardage situations the offense will put more receivers in the game. The defense reacts by deploying a fifth defensive back in what is called a "nickel" defense or even a sixth DB in a "dime" package.
Finally, the "read option." It's right there in the name, Hodor Kotb. Wilson reads one player, a defensive end or outside linebacker depending on whether the defense runs a 4-3 or a 3-4 scheme. If that defender stays put as he is supposed to Wilson hands the ball to Lynch. If that defender doesn't stay put and "crashes down" to chase Lynch, Wilson fakes the handoff and runs around the end where that defender should have stayed. It's his option. Wilson READS the defender, then chooses the OPTION of handing it off or keeping it. A third option, rare but effective, is for Wilson to pull the ball back and throw deep to a receiver, typically a tight end, who has snuck behind a defense which has become preoccupied with this power running offensive set.
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As a broadcast major and sports fan this should have been a dream come true. But given the circumstances it was actually sad. I was using a fake name and backstory, doing drugs at a life threatening level, and still robbing banks all over the southwest. When the show was over I decided to get clean and turn myself in. Nothing good and real in my life could happen until I did this. The decision wasn't hard, but the process would be formidable.
Seven years later, in 2000, I had done my time and was still on probation when a friend called me from LA. He said that Kevin & Bean were auditioning for a new "sports correspondent." Dave had somehow gotten word to them about me and they were interested in giving me one of the audition slots. I got in touch with the producer who asked me to fax the LA sports and media articles about my role on XTRA-AM from back in 1993. I did and got word that they would be calling me to do my thing the next morning.
I stayed up all night and wrote jokes about everything that happened in sports. I had at least six or seven minutes of material I thought showed that I had the chops to do comedy. They called right on time and we talked for 10-15 minutes, all about my criminal past. They could not have been a nicer pair of gentlemen, but we didn't do any sports talk. There was no callback. Just my friend Dave telling me a couple weeks later that someone else was doing the job.
The lesson here is follow your dream. And if it doesn't work out after a few days just disappear into the restaurant industry for the rest of your life.
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I've never attended SantaCon but I was in a fraternity, so I know what it's like to be really drunk and think I'm cool. It's not inappropriate at all to regret those moments in our lives. What was surprising was the stern judgment in Andrew's tone. Take it easy, Hodor Kotb, I'm sure there are some skeletons shivering in your pastrami locker.
My wife is also addicted to Forensic Files. When we met she didn't have TV at her house so she was excited to watch some when we checked into a hotel in Baton Rouge during the Thanksgiving holiday. The first night I woke up at 4:00am to the glow of the TV and her staring at me. She had watched so many true crime shows that she was formulating a plan to murder me before I could murder her. Everything in moderation, folks.
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Unlike other Seattle talk shows people were listening all over the country, even the world. And they were contributing creative, interesting content. The level of interaction with the listeners was at a rare, very high level. As I told Luke that day, by the time KIRO cancels the show he and TBTL will be a transportable brand that can go find the media to match it. So here it is, seven years later on a blog, on Facebook, and most importantly on a podcast.
Jennifer was a huge part of building that community and we treasure her return visits. Like most of you I enjoy the shows with the regulars (including regular guests) more than the bigger name "gets." There are hundreds of podcasts passing around the same actors, comedians, and musicians but only one with Luke & Andrew. TBTL is those guys, Jen, Sean, and the rest of us who all chime/pitch in once in a while. Everyone is welcome under the TBTL tent, except Jo Ellen McCawley from Chicago. And if y'all liked Friday's romance novel review show with Jen, catch more from the first lady of podcasting on this web gem from earlier this year.
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