1) Carnival is offering an insulting 30% discount (off their next cruise) to survivors of the Italian cruise ship that went down last week.
2) A 16 year old girl just finished sailing around the world by herself.
3) My favorite accent, the magnificent New York Accent, is starting to disappear. Nooooo!
4) A youtube of a father presenting a record to his teenage daughter. She has no idea what it is or how it works.