There are new allegations of underage sex against the guy who plays Elmo on Sesame Street. He's resigned his position...but he gave two weeks' notice. How is that two weeks supposed to go? // There is absolute chaos in the skies this week, as pop star Rihanna flies around the world with a motley crew of reporters, fans, and hangers-on. What was supposed to be a fun little publicity stunt has devolved into "naked, mutinous madness, led by the wild, nude, harmonica-playing Australian contingent." Gawker writer Max Read has sources embedded on the plane, and he lets us know what's going on up there. // A woman is under fire for posting a Facebook photo of herself mocking a sign at Arlington National Cemetery. Many are calling for her to be fired, even though her job has nothing to do with the photo whatsoever. // Dave and Luke share your Magic Messages.