Date: Wed January 9, 2013 Show: Ring My Belle 1. A Taco Bell employee is going to jail for 4 years for handcuffing himself to the co-worker he's had a crush on.
2. 1,000 people have applied for a one-way ticket to Mars. Why? Earth is so much better!
3. A Seattle woman vows to eat and drink nothing but Starbuck's food and drink for the entirety of 2013.
4. 20,000 people have signed a petition to try and prevent a new reality show called "All My Babies' Mamas" from airing on the Oxygen network.