FIRST THINGS FIRST A Federal Way group wants to put volunteer gunmen in schools to keep kids safe, only they don't want you to call them volunteers, because that connotes a lack of training. Andrew is open to the idea of having armed guards in schools. // Former South Carolina governor Mark Sanford, who was caught in a well-publicized extramarital affair, is running for office again. Should we forgive politicians who cheat in their personal lives? // Ex-LAPD cop turned cop killer Christopher Dorner's demise has been confirmed, but who gets the reward money? The specific language in the reward that stipulated his capture and conviction could prevent anyone from getting a cent. // In a misguided move to bring attention to the violent practices of the LAPD, protesters gathered outside the LAPD's headquarters earlier today to support Dorner. // Reader's Digest is filing for bankruptcy. Andrew explains why we need to save the financially maligned publication: jokes. Sweet nostalgic jokes.