Spring has arrived in Seattle. // A Hood Canal mailman has been caught burying thousands and thousands of letters. He had no reason for keeping the mail. Rather, it was just a case of "extreme laziness." // Twitter blew up last night when CBS analyst Doug Gottlieb got coverage of the NCAA tournament's Sweet 16 off to an awkward start, saying he was there to bring the "white man's perspective" to the network's pregame show. // Two thirteen-year-olds are in trouble for trying to poison their math teacher by putting hand sanitizer in her tea.