Area anarchists say they plan to pack a King County courtroom this morning in a show of solidarity with those who were arrested on May Day. // A new study says the best way for a parent to clean their baby's pacifier is to use their own mouth. // LEGO has apologized for a cat-calling sticker. It all started when a Massachusetts man bought a new Lego set for his 4-year-old son. On the outside of the box, he was upset to find an image of a hard-hatted Lego construction worker waving at an unseen passersby, shouting "HEY BABE!". // Dog bites Iowa woman. Husband bites dog to save wife. A New Jersey mayor wrote hilariously bad romantic / mundane poetry to his mistress. Your turn.