Obama had an awkward start to his speech today. Somebody forgot to bring the copy of his speech to the podium. John says he should have been funnier.
Satanists are going to gather on the Bainbridge Island ferry tonight. A Canadian town is in hot water for dumping chicken manure all over a popular homeless hangout. They've since cleaned it up. John had an embarrassing handshake with Big Red Bryant recently when he messed up the athlete special handshake. MAILBAG.