A Texas woman hired a private helicopter to pluck herself and her daughter off of Mount St. Helens yesterday after she was injured while hiking. // A judge has ordered Nebraska police to return $1 million to an exotic dancer who, for fifteen years, diligently saved her tips and then gave the cash to her friends to start a night club. // The Clintons didn't endorse anyone in the NYC mayoral race, but behind the scenes, they've been helping Anthony Weiner. That's because Huma "has continued to aggressively work Clinton's circle -- to the annoyance of some," reports the Washington Post. People donated to Weiner because they wanted to stay on the good side of a strong 2016 presidential candidate. // A peculiar crime wave is sweeping Capitol Hill: milk shoplifting. And not just any milk either -- only organic, farm-fresh Twin Brook Creamery bottles. Some speculate thieves want the bottles. Your turn.