Andrew admits that he voted for himself in an online competition, then ups the ante by sharing an even darker secret.
-A California youth football league is introducing stiff penalties for running up the score. Andrew and Nick grapple with how to solve the problem.
-Samuel L. Jackson is upset that President Obama doesn't always take like someone with a first class education. Jackson then undermines his own point by calling Republicans bleeped names, but Andrew considers the point anyway. Are presidents pandering with their folksy language? Should they be?
-Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake have struck gold again with a video going viral today skewering the hashtagization of American communication.