FIRST THINGS FIRST: Andrew jinxed the Seahawks into a loss and involved Nick in the process. He feels terrible about it. // Michael Hallatt, AKA Pirate Joe, won his case. He will continue to sell Trader Joe's products across the border in Canada. He talked about it with Andrew a couple months ago when he was confident he would come out on top. // California has passed two bills to help protect their citizens online via the "eraser button" and "revenge porn" bills. Eric Golman is a law professor at Santa Clara University and director of the High Tech Law Institute there. He joins the show live to explain why the laws won't do much. // Miley Cyrus and Sinead O'Connor aren't going to resolve their dispute any time soon, but one producer has created the perfect "Wrecking Ball"/"Nothing Compares" mash-up to inspire them to make up.