Our favorite volunteer gardener, Chris Cox, continues to mow the Lincoln Memorial and protect D.C. monuments from vandals, and now he has help. Ring MY Belle: 1. A 17 year old high school senior was suspended for 5 days and demoted from her role as captain of the volleyball team after she picked up a drunk friend at a party. 2. Some people who parked at the ranger station in Olympic National Park were ticketed $125 for entering the park during the shutdown. 3. The guy who wrote and produced Rebecca Black's "Friday" and the equally cringe-worthy "Thanksgiving" is back with a new pre-teen non-hit: "Chinese Food."