FIRST THINGS FIRST: The Seahawks comfortably beat the Cardinals last night and fans traveled incredibly well, except for one fan that just couldn't resist a sign that included a pun and a reference to racial violence.
-Dori Monson explained why sports is important to communities. Andrew couldn't agree more.
-Dentists send mounds of Halloween candy to soldiers every year that they buy from young trick-or-treaters. Andrew does not like Halloween. He hides in his home and hopes no one comes to the door.
-Local TV news reporters could not resist talking about Mike Myers' new baby in the exact same way. The montage sounds bizarre.