Stephen Colbert devoted his entire show last night to addressing the #CancelColbert uproar. // Washington wide receiver Damore'ea Stringfellow will be charged with two counts of misdemeanor assault and one count of malicious mischief in a case related to his alleged assault of Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl. Quarterback Cyler Miles, also linked to the alleged assaults, will not be charged. San Francisco 49ers cornerback Chris Culliver was arrested last week on felony hit-and-run and weapons charges. // John and Tom talk with Bill Stainton, former Executive Producer of "Almost Live!", about a legendary 1989 April Fool's prank. // Letters.