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Danny O'Neil's NFL Power Rankings | Week 7
Rank Team Comment
1 (2)Denver BroncosPeyton Manning has done everything but sell advertising on his forehead, which is odd given the fact that forehead is the size of a billboard.
2 (9)Dallas CowboysJoseph Randle's sticky-fingered underwear "shopping" has earned him a new nickname: Joe Boxers.
3 (4)San Diego ChargersThe Chargers have a Rivers on offense, but the defense has been a veritable dam, allowing an AFC-low 91 points.
4 (5)Philadelphia EaglesSecond to none: the Eagles have outscored opponents 95-58 in the second half this season.
5 (1)Seattle SeahawksHand the ball to Marshawn Lynch. Rinse. Lather. Repeat. What's so tough about that?
6 (3)San Francisco 49ersThe Giants are petitioning to make the 49ers' win in Kansas City last week count as Game 1 of the World Series.
7 (6)New England PatriotsWinning isn't just a habit in New England, it's also a Hobbit with furry-footed coach Bilbo Belichick.
8 (12)Arizona CardinalsThe Cardinals' fear that they're getting on Carson Palmer's last nerve has become quite literal.
9 (13)Detroit Lions"The D" isn't just a nickname for the city this year. The Lions have allowed 20 points only once this season.
10 (7)Cincinnati BengalsThe Burfict Storm consists of a steady stream of personal-foul penalties and inexplicable ankle twisting in the pile.
11 (8)Green Bay PackersAaron Rodgers is the new Frankie Goes to Hollywood, telling everyone to relax.
12 (10)Indianapolis ColtsThe Colts are inflicting first-degree burns, outscoring opponents 58-6 in the opening quarter this season.
13 (11)Baltimore RavensThe Ravens' top running back will vanish in the woods because you can't see a Forsett with all the trees.
14 (16)Carolina PanthersFather's Day shopping is easy in Carolina given the way the Panthers celebrated last week's tie.
15 (17)Buffalo BillsBuffalo is one of two teams in the NFL that have yet to allow a rushing touchdown this season.
16 (23)Chicago BearsThe most mediocre team in a largely mediocre league, the Bears are the NFL equivalent of beige.
17 (18)New York GiantsIn the time it took you to read this, Eli Manning was sacked. Twice.
18 (19)Cleveland BrownsThe fact that a team whose color scheme can be found in a diaper is 3-2 is the single biggest upset of the season.
19 (14)Pittsburgh SteelersYes, Pittsburgh still has Ben. The problem is all the other has-beens on the team.
20 (21)New Orleans SaintsNew Orleans' struggles aren't exactly new given it's the same old defensive liabilities that look to be the problem.
21 (15)Kansas City ChiefsThe Chiefs are getting Royally overshadowed in terms of media coverage.
22 (22)Houston TexansA monkey might be a better quarterback than Ryan Fitzpatrick and would certainly have less facial hair.
23 (20)Miami DolphinsThe Dolphins have won as many games in Europe as they have in North America this season.
24 (24)Atlanta FalconsMatt Ryan has as many first names as he does victories this season since he's got two of each.
25 (25)New York JetsThe Jets are kicking themselves over their inability to kick a field goal at the end of Thursday's game.
26 (27)Washington RedskinsThe Epithets don't score nearly as many points as you'd expect given how offensive their owner can be.
27 (26)Minnesota VikingsVikes coach Mike Zimmer says he can't stand getting whupped, a distinct problem for a team that has started both Matt Cassel and Christian Ponder at quarterback this season.
28 (28)Tennessee TitansAt this point, Jake Locker's return from injury is the equivalent of rearranging deck chairs on the Titans.
29 (29)St. Louis RamsWhat about Bob? Well, Robert Quinn has exactly zero sacks this season.
30 (30)Tampa Bay BuccaneersThe Bucs have allowed a league-high 204 points this season.
31 (31)Oakland RaidersThe Raiders should take a cue from Billy Beane and trade for some pitching.
32 (32)Jacksonville JaguarsJacksonville went up the hill in hopes of escaping the cellar; the Jags fell down then played like clowns and Jill erupted in laughter.


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