Our boy Bean the broken hipster was back on the show the other day, along with Genevieve and a homeless guy. It's starting to get "clown car" crowded in Scion Studios. It seems like Andrew is making room for everyone, so can he make room for radio legend Warren Olney? Maybe Warren can help Andrew finally get to the point.
And why does the Cuyahoga Clam dislike Sarah Koenig? Do they have a history? And when Walshski has a beef with you is it actually a pastrami? If he ever tells me he has pastrami with me I'll tell him how cheesed off I am at him. The we'll high five and go get sandwiches just like in the movies.
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TBTL Drinking Game:
•Take one sip whenever Andrew says "colleague"
•Take two sips when Andrew apologizes for what he's about to say
•Take three sips every time Andrew apologizes for what he's saying
•Pound the whole beer when Andrew apologizes for what he said earlier
This game should be played at home. If you must go out make sure you have an Uber discount code so you don't end up paying $300 for a ride during peak "Cuyahoga Clam Apology" pricing hours.
Is anyone else excited to play football for Coach Genevieve? Nerf footballs, no punting… but the best part will be when she gets bored and leaves before halftime. Then we can do whatever we want. Maybe have an ugly holday sweater party? Whatever happens make sure no one invites Jo Ellen McCawley. That basic bee can go play football for her boyfriend Jim Harbaugh.
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When I moved to Austin and was not yet working I volunteered at the Austin School for the Blind and Visually Impaired. Like Luke and Andrew I saw myself as an esteemed narrator, the next Dick Estell, if you will. While they didn't rebuff me completely I did have to produce and direct audiobook projects for many months before getting a chance to unleash my golden pipes. One day the "talent" didn't show and ol' Clip Clop got behind the mic. Not to brag, but somewhere out there a pissed off blind person is wondering who let a drowning kitten narrate their electronics textbook.
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Luke had his own problems on yesterday's show. You can actually hear his blood boiling when people start getting excited about the royal family. It bothers me, too. I can understand people in England still getting worked up because it's part of their heritage. But Americans who spend hours waiting for a glimpse of some dude who fell out of Diana's butt and dude's wife? What is that? It's worse than spending the day watching people play video games.
Listener David, aside from being a fan of Johnny Manziel, seems like a fine fellow and staunch Ten. I think we all get a little carried away on Twitter from time to time. Like when I spent two days tweeting as a styrofoam tub of ranch dressing. I was a hero to people in Texas but no one else really vibed with it.
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Andrew Walsh, proud alumnus of St. Ignatius HS and childhood chum of painfully inept Cleveland Browns QB Brian Hoyer, has been described by his longtime lover Genevieve as a furry. CC denies this but who would know better than Vieves? I think it's for the best. If you have thin skin your should cover it with as much fur as possible.
I've worn a mascot costume many, many times. I've bowled, played basketball, baseball and soccer, even done choregraphy to this song while wearing a pizza slice suit. I regret nothing. It's the only time anyone has ever asked for my autograph. It might sound crazy but it ain't no lie, baby, bye bye bye.
"Dave Barry, a pulitzer prize winning columnist is dealing with his life in the suburbs together with his wife and two sons. Also starring in the series are Dave's two amazingly stupid neighbors." This is the imdb synopsis for the 1994 show Dave's World. I'd rather staple my yambag to a runaway dogsled than watch one minute of this show. But I remember a simpler time when I was a kid and would watch anything on TV. Especially if it was sports. UPS Loggers basketball games on tape delay, WTC Tennis. If it was on after my parents went to bed and it was a sport I was watching. And we all know I turned out fine.
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