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Sounds like Burbank is shanghaied in Palm Springs. But why? We won't know until tonight so make your best guess. My vote is he's there because Rudy is up for a sweet modeling gig which will make them all millionaires. Or the Mummy has gotten into some trouble down there with his Earth Ship. What say you?

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And I totally dug the interviews with Hey Marseilles and Rose Windows. Or Roasted Windows.Whichever one they chose to go with. I'm always going to be surprised to hear that bands who have "made it" are still couch surfing. The artist's life is weird, man.

-toni hammer // whitestten@gmail.com // @realtonihammer

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Here's a haiku about Thursday's show because I couldn't figure out any other way to write about it.


Kent and Derek talk
Just pay your parking tickets
Thanks Davy Rothbart

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Awww. Jay-Z and Beyonce may be breaking up? That's a bummer. But… should we really care that much? They're just another couple formed of two real people with real lives and real problems trying to make a marriage work. I'm almost always saddened by divorce, but to grieve the ending of a relationship that we have no personal part in seems kind of strange. Of course this comes from someone who, when I was a teenager, was pissed off to an angsty degree when I found out Bryan White was engaged. He was supposed to marry me. Not Erika Page.

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Guys… I really tried to drum up an opinion on the Iggy Azalea thing and I don't think I can do it. Can I just say I agree with whatever Andrew said? That's pretty much my position when it comes to any race-related discussion. I agree with Andrew.

Confession: I really want a task rabbit. But like a real rabbit that does things for me. Like cleans my house and changes my kids' diapers and writes these blog posts. And I would name it Snowball.

I've gotta go convince my kids it is, in fact, time to sleep. I need a task rabbit to do that, too.

-toni hammer // whitestten@gmail.com // @realtonihammer

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I can't bring myself to talk about a show where I was a guest on the show. Too meta. So… way to go Brock on Game of Cat-ing Burbank!

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You can find me here, here, and here.

And here's a picture of a kitten.

-toni hammer // whitestten@gmail.com // @realtonihammer

TBTL Song of the Day: All is Love by Karen O & the Kids
My song of the Day: Any song by Tony! Toni! Tone!

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Dude. Andrew's bar fight story was intense. It was almost surreal, too, because we all know that Andrew is a super nice guy who wouldn't be mean to anyone. That lady was crazy, though. I'm surprised he left a tip at all, although I guess fifty cents is almost more a slap in the face than leaving nothing. What he should've done is draw a perfect copy of the emoji that's a smiling pile of poop. That would've showed her.

Is it okay?!

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Beef is worse than pork and poultry when it comes to the environment: The problem with studies is next week there will be another study which says that pigs' urine is slowly burning a hole into the ground and in 3000 years the Earth will look like Swiss cheese. Eat what you wanna eat. It's all going to burn anyway and our grandkids will probably colonize Mars so it's all good.

Name dropping: Yes, it's totally okay to name drop. It can break the ice in an awkward situation. It can freeze the ice if you're talking to someone you don't wanna keep talking to. It can make a story interesting or it could be a segue into a whole new awesome conversation. I say this as someone who has zero names to drop, though, so what do I know?

Amazon and the CIA: I guess this makes me a cynic, but I just assume that everything I do or say or put online is available to the world if they're smart enough to access it. To me this whole "cloud" thing will just make it easier for the government to know that I've almost bought the complete series of Daria on DVD about 712 times.

-toni hammer // whitestten@gmail.com // @realtonihammer

Song of the Day: When They Fight They Fight by TheGenerationals

My Song of the Day: Mistakes We Knew We Were Making by Mae

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TBTL Backyard Picnic
When: Thursday, August 28, 6:30pm to 9pm
Where: Chateau Ste. Michelle lawn | Map
What: It's down home potluck style, so bring a dish to share with your Tens friends. Well behaved and leashed dogs are welcome. There will be lawn games, karaoke and of course TBTL.

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