As a broadcast major and sports fan this should have been a dream come true. But given the circumstances it was actually sad. I was using a fake name and backstory, doing drugs at a life threatening level, and still robbing banks all over the southwest. When the show was over I decided to get clean and turn myself in. Nothing good and real in my life could happen until I did this. The decision wasn't hard, but the process would be formidable.
Seven years later, in 2000, I had done my time and was still on probation when a friend called me from LA. He said that Kevin & Bean were auditioning for a new "sports correspondent." Dave had somehow gotten word to them about me and they were interested in giving me one of the audition slots. I got in touch with the producer who asked me to fax the LA sports and media articles about my role on XTRA-AM from back in 1993. I did and got word that they would be calling me to do my thing the next morning.
I stayed up all night and wrote jokes about everything that happened in sports. I had at least six or seven minutes of material I thought showed that I had the chops to do comedy. They called right on time and we talked for 10-15 minutes, all about my criminal past. They could not have been a nicer pair of gentlemen, but we didn't do any sports talk. There was no callback. Just my friend Dave telling me a couple weeks later that someone else was doing the job.
The lesson here is follow your dream. And if it doesn't work out after a few days just disappear into the restaurant industry for the rest of your life.
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I've never attended SantaCon but I was in a fraternity, so I know what it's like to be really drunk and think I'm cool. It's not inappropriate at all to regret those moments in our lives. What was surprising was the stern judgment in Andrew's tone. Take it easy, Hodor Kotb, I'm sure there are some skeletons shivering in your pastrami locker.
My wife is also addicted to Forensic Files. When we met she didn't have TV at her house so she was excited to watch some when we checked into a hotel in Baton Rouge during the Thanksgiving holiday. The first night I woke up at 4:00am to the glow of the TV and her staring at me. She had watched so many true crime shows that she was formulating a plan to murder me before I could murder her. Everything in moderation, folks.
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Unlike other Seattle talk shows people were listening all over the country, even the world. And they were contributing creative, interesting content. The level of interaction with the listeners was at a rare, very high level. As I told Luke that day, by the time KIRO cancels the show he and TBTL will be a transportable brand that can go find the media to match it. So here it is, seven years later on a blog, on Facebook, and most importantly on a podcast.
Jennifer was a huge part of building that community and we treasure her return visits. Like most of you I enjoy the shows with the regulars (including regular guests) more than the bigger name "gets." There are hundreds of podcasts passing around the same actors, comedians, and musicians but only one with Luke & Andrew. TBTL is those guys, Jen, Sean, and the rest of us who all chime/pitch in once in a while. Everyone is welcome under the TBTL tent, except Jo Ellen McCawley from Chicago. And if y'all liked Friday's romance novel review show with Jen, catch more from the first lady of podcasting on this web gem from earlier this year.
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One great idea that came out of this show was a 24 hour TBTL podcast. This is fantastic. But the only "Guinness witnesses" for this show should those getting drunk on Irish stout. People are already posting ideas for this event and lets keep them coming. I'll be happy to provide live blogging and/or commentary, as I've already been training vigorously for this year's Toyotathon.
More taco talk today made me think of a story which must be investigated. Those of us who count ourselves as fans of Taco Time have faced a problem for years when trying to spread the word. At some point the company made a poor decision and franchised the name around the northwest. But they struck a poor deal and seem to have no control over the menu and quality at these Taco Time pretenders outside the Seattle-Tacoma metroplex. I want the story behind this as it's embarrassing when you rave about Taco Time in Seattle and a friend goes into the worst version of it in Spokane and gets a garbage meal. Josh Kerns get on this, son!
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If you're a fan of lumbering white men, the career of John Tesh is amazing. No one grabbed the 80s and 90s by the mullet and wrestled them to the ground like Tesh. The video Andrew was watching of Tesh taming the Native Americans with his piano stylings makes Axl Rose's helicopters and dolphins seem very conservative and sane. There is no slouching. Tesh is handling it well.
The mascot pictured is Henry the Puffy Taco from the San Antonio Missions baseball team. Attribution is important. Just like when ol' Clip Clop lifted a picture of Chris Hayes off Twitter and posted it on the sTens page. "Unimpressed Chris Hayes is unimpressed." Time to recognize greatness, folks. And I don't mean Chris Hayes. I'm talking about THIS GUY!
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