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I haven't heard yesterday's show yet but something strange and scary happened to someone I know in Seattle yesterday and I need your help. My friend, Stefan, was driving his Prius in SODO after having just volunteered for 12 hours at the food bank, when he witnessed some scofflaw in a tricked out Toyota 4Runner jabbering on his phone speeding through a red light. Stefan, being a good citizen, pulled up next to this yuppie and informed him of his crime.

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The guy, whom Stefan described as an "angry Lord Grantham type", did not take the news well. This rageaholic fell in behind Stefan and followed him all the way around the city back to Fremont! Stefan's girlfriend Cilantro was also in the car and was so upset she turned down KUOW and called 911. The police were no help, however. They said they were too busy handing out Doritos to stoners and shooting dogs to assist on a car stalking.

Finally, Crazy Lord Grantham peeled off, presumably to either get gas or resume terrorizing Miss Bunting, but Stefan and Cilantro were pretty shaken up. Not only were they late for feeding the chickens they keep behind their tiny house, but their recumbent kayaking plans had to be cancelled. Please, if you know anything about this crazy man let me know. We have to get this maniac off the streets.

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For once I am in TOTAL agreement with Andrew. His rant about the new "Pizza Siri" from Domino's was spot on. When I think about how much I curse at Siri while merely trying to find drive thru hours at Torchy's Tacos I'm sure ordering pizza from her would be a nightmarish fusillade of swears.

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It's difficult to watch Heart's These Dreams and not wonder how much cocaine was consumed during the filming. It's easy to make fun of how dated everything is, but it was quite an accomplishment to contain Nancy Wilson's hair in the same frame as her face. And let's not forget that these hairstyles are still de rigueur in Lynnwood and most of south King County.

And where do we start on 4 Non Blondes? What's Up? I'll tell you what's up. Until last night I had never made it past the first 15 seconds of this video due to Linda Perry's painfully constructed 90s "I don't care what you think of my whimsical outfit" of unlaced boots, peasant dress, leather top hat, and aviator goggles. I would always turn the dial with a snarl until I suddenly realized it was video gold. Starting with the drummer, who seems woefully miscast as a lesbian. She looks like a single mom who agreed to the gig just so someone else would watch her screaming toddlers crush Cheerios into the carpet for a couple days. "Here, throw this flannel shirt on and people won't know you like guys." Then there's the cornrowed bass guitarist who is butch enough for everyone. She looks like Eminem had a baby with this particular Angry Bird. The guitarist is mystifying. Emily nailed it when she said it looked like Anthony Kiedis won a contest to be in a 4 Non Blondes video. She is the only one I'm scared of. Finally, there's Linda Perry, who might be the only woman brave enough to attempt a fashion mashup of Jeff Ament and Slash. While I'm taking some shots at her style it should be noted that it takes a lot of courage for anyone named Linda to try to be cool.

My "government" is Mike Frizzell. Friend me on Facebook where I'll never stop posting memes of Michael Bennett on a bicycle. Follow me @drewmcfrizz on Twitter. Check out Takedown Podcast's FB page where we are still debating where on a woman's body one should hide drug paraphernalia.

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If you don't like sports talk in general and football talk in particular please feel free to take the next couple of weeks off of TBTL. Yes, football is a game played by other people who don't care about us and our fan worship. Yes, it's more evolved to care about other things, ways we can make changes in our lives and the world in general to make it a better place. But this is the Super Bowl and it's a cultural phenomenon that, through good fortune for Seahawks fans, involves our team again.

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Please feel free to check the feed to see if there is something that interests you during these shows leading up to the game. I'm sure every show won't be all about football. And with the miracle of modern electronics you can just scrub through the parts that don't interest you. I don't like the Song of the Summer Contest, but I know thousands of TBTL fans love it. So I don't throw up negative posts or comments about it. Do you derive pleasure from being the floater in the punch bowl?

If you really want to steam Luke's clams then I suggest holding the sword of your TBTLathon donation over his head. But if you don't mind backing down over these two weeks and letting us babies have our bottle it would be appreciated. We're all precious flowers and our opinions matter right up until the time that they don't. And this is that time for you, Benny Buzzkill.

My "government" is Mike Frizzell. Friend me on Facebook where I keep pushing for Patriot suspensions because I'm scared of playing them in the Super Bowl. Follow me @drewmcfrizz on Twitter. Check out Takedown Podcast's FB page.

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For the first time in the history of the internet someone made an argument that changed my mind. Last night, my friend Nathan Adams posted a meme on the TBTL No Point Conversion fan page. It's of a fisherman jerking a football away from the Green Bay player just as he is about to recover the onside kick and cinch the game for the Packers. This was shortly after the game and in my aggressive emotional state it made me laugh. Then my other friend Edward Madson commented that this meme was obnoxious, uncool fan behavior. After giving Ed a Wet Blanket Award I went back to watching post game coverage.

Ex-coach Brian Billick was on the NFL Network explaining what happened on that pivotal play. Brandon Bostick, a backup tight end for Green Bay, is a member of the "hands team" tasked with recovering onside kicks. His assignment was to make contact with one or more Seahawk defenders to stall them just for a moment while Jordy Nelson caught the arcing kick. Well, the ball bounced up so perfectly toward Bostick that, even though had ONE JOB (to block) he couldn't help himself from trying to snatch the ball out of the air and win the game, even though Nelson was perfectly poised to come down with it as planned by the Packers.

Bostick whiffed on the ball, it bounced off his facemask and the Seahawks recovered the kick. Without knowledge that this was more than just a physical error it seemed the Packers coach was being a complete jerk to Bostick as he berated him coming off the field. Now, with this new information I was siding with the coach. Just do your one little job and they go to the Super Bowl! Now the kid has to live with the implications.

Last week Luke was talking about the "replacement ref" who made the questionable call in the Fail Mary game a few years ago. He is still haunted and harassed over a play with much less clear implications. Bostick has a bigger burden. Because he couldn't resist trying to play heroball on one play his team is done for the season. Aaron Rodgers' legacy shines a little less brightly, and Green Bay coach Mike McCarthy's name starts to appear in sentences that contain words like "embattled."

But imagine if Bostick had made the play. High fives all around and a trip to the Super Bowl but do the Green Bay coaches reprimand the kid? Whether or not he caught the ball, going after it was the wrong move. Does he get benched and cut after the season? Would the media have noticed or cared about any of this?

Then I saw Brandon Bostick in tears during an interview after the game the fisherman meme came back to me. Here is a kid who made a mistake, admitted it, is sorry about it, but because of the nature of some sports fans will live in infamy and shame forever. I'm sorry I laughed, guys. For every near impossible comeback there is a seemingly inconceivable mistake. Brandon Bostick reached for heroism and came down with an armload of derision. That should be enough punishment. He doesn't need the sTens piling on.

My "government" is Mike Frizzell. Friend me on Facebook where I embarrassed myself by giving up on the Seahawks 25 times during the game. Follow me @drewmcfrizz on Twitter. Check out Takedown Podcast's FB page where we just posted a show with Monica Hamburg from the Dazed and Convicted Podcast.

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I have a bone to pick with both the guys today. First Andrew and his movie chatter. He admits to not having seen most of the films nominated, yet complains they are probably boring because they're based on true stories. Have we seen so many films about John DuPont or the handsome sniper fella that we're pre-bored with their portrayals and tired stories about crazy obsessions with Olympic wrestlers or shooting Persian children in the head?

Cullen and I saw Foxcatcher on Wednesday night. Good film with brilliant performances, particularly by Mark Ruffalo. The director is Bennett Miller, who also did Capote and Moneyball. Also movies based on real people who probably bore Andrew to death. I may never see one of Miller's films in the theater again because while I love them, he employs very minimal soundtracks. These are quiet movies. It took me two hours to eat a small bag of popcorn because I had to wait and wait and quickly wolf down as much as I could during a helicopter ride or wrestling match scene. I may have to go to some louder, mouthbreathing fare such as The Wedding Ringer. Or as I call it, Dorf On Hitch.

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Finally, I'm angry at Luke over his MmmBop video. He could have just sent it over to Linh Pham and that would have been the end of it. Instead, he slaps it up on the sTens page, Emily sees it and is more determined than ever for us to move to Port Townsend. The video is very obviously staged. It's not raining, there's a dog asking to play, some carefully arranged cows, a racoon doing his best Bill Radke deadpan at the camera… I'm quite sure that if Luke panned down a little at the end we would have seen a bluebird on his shoulder. Knock it off!

My "government" is Mike Frizzell. Friend me on Facebook where I drunkenly post song lyrics with impunity. Follow me @drewmcfrizz on Twitter. Check out Takedown Podcast's FB page where we celebrate regional cuisine. Ohio is most famous for soup, gum and cigarettes.

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