The 6th and 7th Seasons of "Mad About You" on DVD? Not available.
A couple of yam bags? Out of season (sadly).
Well then, here's what you're gonna do: surprise someone with a "Random Act of Wine-ness" by grabbing a bottle of Chateau Ste. Michelle wine and giving it to them out of the blue! Look at how happy Morea was after listener Max surprised her with a "RaoW" (Random Act of Wineness… we know, the acronym needs a little help).
If you want to make someone happy, and support TBTL, get out there and get your "RaoW" on! Then, let us know how it went on Twitter and Facebook. Use the hashtag #AtoastTo so we can find you. At the end of the month we'll pick our favorite story and the winner will get a spa gift certificate and a chance to come on TBTL and tell their story!
Drink every time Andrew portrays himself as a victim.
My "government" is Mike Frizzell. Friend me on Facebook where I resist all urges to sharpshoot Luke on Payton Manning's rookie season. Follow me @drewmcfrizz on Twitter. Check out Takedown Podcast's FB page where we just posted a show where everyone tries to get me into metal music. Nope.
The Alamo Drafthouse is a badass Austin-based chain of theaters, not the mom & pop hanging a sheet in a parking lot and making shadow puppets business the boys made it out to be. Until you've gone to one of these theaters and dumped gourmet food all over your lap while Cullen watches to make sure you don't fall asleep during The Dark Knight you can't judge the Alamo Drafthouse. They are the geniuses who brought you this.
Non-sportballers and those easily bored stop reading now. Just in case TBTL Extra Pointless doesn't get around to a fantasy football update tonight, ol' Clip Clop mopped the virtual floor with Luke's Tragic! last weekend 233-159. What's up next for my Cuyahoga Clambake? Appropriately, it's Andrew himself. Instead of a catrolling, Hodor Kotb and his Factory of Sadness will be getting a steamrolling this Sunday.
My "government" is Mike Frizzell. Friend me on Facebook where I post early morning selfies from the pub where I watch EPL soccer to prove I'm interesting. Follow me @drewmcfrizz on Twitter. Check out Takedown Podcast's FB page where our friend Chickfly has taken Mom Jeans to a terrifying place.
Our boy Bean the broken hipster was back on the show the other day, along with Genevieve and a homeless guy. It's starting to get "clown car" crowded in Scion Studios. It seems like Andrew is making room for everyone, so can he make room for radio legend Warren Olney? Maybe Warren can help Andrew finally get to the point.
And why does the Cuyahoga Clam dislike Sarah Koenig? Do they have a history? And when Walshski has a beef with you is it actually a pastrami? If he ever tells me he has pastrami with me I'll tell him how cheesed off I am at him. The we'll high five and go get sandwiches just like in the movies.
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TBTL Drinking Game:
•Take one sip whenever Andrew says "colleague"
•Take two sips when Andrew apologizes for what he's about to say
•Take three sips every time Andrew apologizes for what he's saying
•Pound the whole beer when Andrew apologizes for what he said earlier
This game should be played at home. If you must go out make sure you have an Uber discount code so you don't end up paying $300 for a ride during peak "Cuyahoga Clam Apology" pricing hours.
Is anyone else excited to play football for Coach Genevieve? Nerf footballs, no punting… but the best part will be when she gets bored and leaves before halftime. Then we can do whatever we want. Maybe have an ugly holday sweater party? Whatever happens make sure no one invites Jo Ellen McCawley. That basic bee can go play football for her boyfriend Jim Harbaugh.
My "government" is Mike Frizzell. Friend me on Facebook where I'll help you celebrate your lumbersexuality. Follow me @drewmcfrizz on Twitter. Check out Takedown Podcast's FB page we just posted a delicious show on snacking.