TBTL WITH LUKE BURBANK

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Jan 7, 2015, 9:40 AM | Updated: 9:48 am

Give snake owners, ferret enthusiasts, and recumbent bicyclists credit. They were trailblazers for the “look at me” culture. Let’s include Luke’s unicycling in this, because you actually have to actually DO something. Taking care of an exotic animal or learning to ride a unicycle may not be rocket surgery, but it’s something. Today’s attention seeker just holds a phone up to a disgusting bathroom mirror, makes duck lips, and fires it out over Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Vine, Yo, Ello, Oodbye, and all other corners of the internet for creepers to creep on.

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In another callback to the holiday show intros Camaro Kev talked about Sammy Hagar’s greatest songs and embarrassed himself by neglecting to mention the Red Rocker’s Three Lock Box. This video is not the best representation of the concept, as none of the young ladies in it seem to be guarding their purity with any enthusiasm, much less hardware. But it is a fine example of Hagar’s less horrible work.

Just received the new issue of Sidekick Weekly and finally saw a mention of the Cuyahoga Clam under Hank Kingsley’s “Hey Now!” column. Hank speculates that Luke is holding off firing Andrew because he’s confident that cigarettes and pastrami will take care of the problem, putting Hodor Kotb to rest in the marble orchard and opening the door for Alison Rosen as the new TBTL News Girl.

My “government” is Mike Frizzell. Friend me on Facebook where I often post about disgusting looking miracle fruits. Follow me @drewmcfrizz on Twitter. Check out Takedown Podcast‘s FB page where feelings are played with like a loose tooth.

TBTL with Luke Burbank

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