Leave Me Alone, I’m A Framily Man

Andrew Walsh is a baby. Anyone who says he hates cheese but still eats pizza is a baby. Anyone who compares Brazil nuts to Macadamia nuts is a baby. And probably also a smoker who has completely burned out his taste receptors. Andrew Walsh eats pastrami sandwiches from Subway regularly. This is a manchild who must be stopped.

Luke had his own problems on yesterday’s show. You can actually hear his blood boiling when people start getting excited about the royal family. It bothers me, too. I can understand people in England still getting worked up because it’s part of their heritage. But Americans who spend hours waiting for a glimpse of some dude who fell out of Diana’s butt and dude’s wife? What is that? It’s worse than spending the day watching people play video games.

Listener David, aside from being a fan of Johnny Manziel, seems like a fine fellow and staunch Ten. I think we all get a little carried away on Twitter from time to time. Like when I spent two days tweeting as a styrofoam tub of ranch dressing. I was a hero to people in Texas but no one else really vibed with it.

My “government” is Mike Frizzell. Friend me on Facebook where with your help and some sketchy conservative blog links we WILL solve racism in America. Follow me @drewmcfrizz on Twitter. Check out Takedown Podcast‘s FB page where I’ve finally made peace with that basic bitch Jo Ellen McCawley.