MYNORTHWEST NEWS

Amazon is now using astrology to help customers make shopping decisions

Apr 10, 2019, 12:40 PM

amazon drivers...

(AP Photo/Patrick Semansky, File)

(AP Photo/Patrick Semansky, File)

Amazon Prime has really taken the “You may also like” feature to new heights, by incorporating astrology to help people make their shopping decisions. Now, if you can’t decide whether or not to buy that comforter, the stars can be your guide.

The Prime newsletter has been sending monthly horoscopes to members that recommends what products and services to buy based on their zodiac sign, reports Fast Company.

RELATED: Bellevue in for ‘real estate frenzy’ as Amazon moves in

For instance, Aries is told that “Your psychic and intuitive powers are in overdrive this month,” and that the best solution is to sit back and relax, “perhaps on a comfy new sofa, wrapped in a cozy new blankie from Amazon Home.” Aries could not be reached for comment.

This could all be a joke, of course, but the Prime horoscopes are in their third month and are written in a somewhat straight tone that makes them appear sincere. It really does seem like Amazon is simply trying to reach a new demographic; in this case, people who take astrology seriously.

Fast Company reports that Americans spent $2.2 billion on “mystical services” in 2018.

RELATED: Amazon looking to open a new nationwide grocery chain

Are you a Cancer? Well the Prime horoscope suggests that “the world will seem wider — and friendlier — than it has for a long time,” and that people should keep their “immune system strong and skin supple with Amazon Elements and Amazon’s new skincare line Belei as you meet new people and embark on new adventures.”

What Cancers and Aries do with the above advice remains to be seen, but regardless, it looks as if the sky is certainly not the limit for Amazon in finding new ways to sell people things. Now they just need to break into the lucrative fortune cookie market.

MyNorthwest News

sr 18 fatal crash...

Frank Sumrall

Friday morning fatal crash causes SR 18 closure in both directions

A fatal crash has closed both directions of State Route 18 (SR 18) near Issaquah and Snoqualmie at approximately 4:40 a.m. Friday.

43 minutes ago

motorcycle north seattle...

Sam Campbell

Break-in of North Seattle motorcycle dealership causes heavy damage

A North Seattle motorcycle shop is repairing heavy damage to its front door, foundation and windows after thieves smashed their way into it.

2 hours ago

motel 6 sex trafficking...

Frank Sumrall

Multiple King County Motel 6’s being sued for allegedly allowing sex trafficking

Three Motel 6 locations in King County are being sued for allegedly allowing, facilitating, profiting and concealing sex trafficking on the premises.

3 hours ago

Photo: Public Health is investigating a potential measles outbreak....

Julia Dallas

King County Public Health monitoring potential measles case

Last week, the WA Dept. of Health informed Public Health that a group of travelers visiting Seattle were exposed to people with measles.

16 hours ago

Photo: Sequim....

Nate Connors

Annual Washington Coast Cleanup looking for volunteers ahead of Earth Day

The Washington Coast Cleanup is held every year on the Saturday before Earth Day. This year it's Saturday, April 22.

17 hours ago

Photo: A Pierce County teacher was arrested in connection to child molestation....

Julia Dallas

Pierce County elementary school teacher arrested in connection to child molestation

According to the sheriff's department, a student at Evergreen Elementary School in Lake Bay made a report to deputies on February 26.

18 hours ago

Amazon is now using astrology to help customers make shopping decisions