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The new theme: A Hillary Clinton grandma who is lovable

Jul 29, 2016, 6:15 PM

So now the theme is lovable Hillary Clinton grandma, huh? 

Barrack Obama gives her a great, iconic hug. Holding hands; almost like they practiced it! 

Related: Can we survive a Hillary Clinton presidency?

Watch Carole King sing about how many friends Hillary has! See Bill Clinton talk about their great love! Hear everyone say what a lovable Clinton grandma she is!

And how she fights for the children!

In her eight years in the senate, just one of Hillary’s bills got enacted into law. And there was not a single bill that Hillary wrote that was about taking care of kids.

The bill that she wrote that passed was about renaming a New York City Post Office. And thus ends Hillary Clinton’s legislative achievements as the author of senate bills.

Don’t worry, they say, everyone loves Hillary. She’s trustworthy, lovable, a Clinton grandma. And you don’t even have to trust her if you don’t want. All she’s going to do is take care of Barack Obama’s stuff. 

She’s an opportunist and she’s been working the long con as a career grifter.

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The new theme: A Hillary Clinton grandma who is lovable