Fill in the blanks: Jay Inslee’s presidential announcement

Washington State Governor Jay Inslee is likely to announce his presidential run “shortly.” How do you think his official statement will read?

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Try filling in the blanks (or download the PDF here).

As the Governor of the (1-Adjective) State of Washington, we have (2-verb) climate change, put more people to work and resisted Donald Trump’s (adjective) rule.

Obviously, climate change presents a clear, (3-adjective) danger, not only to us, but to the (4-animal) of the Pacific Northwest, which is going extinct. These (5-adjective) animals bring joy to our lives in more ways than one. The way the moonlight (6-verb) off their skin makes me feel (7-emotion). When they move through the (8-habitat) with their (9-signature characteristic of animal), as I have seen them do, we stand in (10-noun/adjective).

Today, we find our environment falling apart, resembling the (11-Your grandmother’s favorite analogy). This is mostly because we have a (12-insulting adjective)-in-Chief who refuses to address the problem. In the next 10 years, we will be (13-verb) by extreme weather, including a dramatic increase in (14-natural disaster). I for one, will not stand idly by while (15-high number) of Americans lose their livelihood because (16-insulting adjective) Republicans play (17-children’s board game) with your lives.

The man who currently resides in the White House is (18-adjective) for office. He has divided us on multiple fronts, specifically the (19-noun) front. I believe I am the one to (20-verb) him, and put us back on the path of peace, prosperity and (21-noun).

Ask any Washingtonian, I have many signature accomplishments here in the (22-terrain description) State of Washington. I believe my most important legislative victory came when I (23–legislative ‘accomplishment’). I am (24-adverb) proud of my team for getting that done.

I believe I am qualified to represent you, the (25-adjective) people of these United States of America.

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