Why not put Costco in charge of TSA security?
May 29, 2015, 12:00 PM | Updated: Oct 14, 2024, 9:20 am
An elderly woman thanked a soldier, a stranger, for his service while in line at Costco. She took care of his bill. (AP)
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Leaving Costco reminds me of Checkpoint Charlie but without the machine guns.
Every time I stand in line to offer proof that yes, I did just purchase these items for cash through that other long line only 30 seconds before, I marvel at the ridiculous feeling of it and that TSA hasn’t just put Costco in charge of security checks yet.
And because standing in that line feels a bit like the equivalent of a mental physical (“Please turn your head and cough”) should we at least get a “Thank you for shopping at Costco!” at the end of it? I find myself thanking them – as though allowing me to exit with my own purchases is a great honor. And yet I keep coming back.
That’s a heck of a business.
How many of you find yourselves in the same boat?