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Carlos Danger-man is a hit

Jul 25, 2013, 3:21 PM | Updated: 3:31 pm

We don’t know how “Carlos Danger” will do in the polls after his latest sextploit...

We don't know how "Carlos Danger" will do in the polls after his latest sextploitations, but his new theme song is sure to be a chart topper. (AP image)

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BY JOSH KERNS


MyNorthwest.com

As long as Anthony Weiner has the formerly super-secret sexting handle “Carlos Danger,” we figure the guy needs a super-secret theme song to go with it.

Our crack team of Sean DeTore (lyrics) and Russ Cimber (vocals and production) got together to craft the definitive theme song “Carlos Dangerman.”

It’s definitely worth tweeting about.

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Carlos Danger-man is a hit