What should the Western Washington mascot be?

WWU students want to change their mascot from a mean and masculine Viking to something more befitting a Western student.

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I’ll suggest a replacement. How about the Western Washington Weevils? The weevil’s a cute little bug whose size will never frighten anyone. And it doesn’t have a mean bone in it’s body. Actually, it has an exoskeleton, so it doesn’t have any bones in it’s body! And bonus, some weevils produce asexually, so no need to worry about appearing too masculine!

Any mascot ideas? Leave them in the comments. We’ll read the best on the air! (please share to help spread our cause. Go Weevils!)