Prince Harry caught nude in naked billiards game; why won’t anyone play with us?

There are naked pics of Prince Harry all over the internet after a strip billiards game in Las Vegas. (AP)

Prince Harry totally got naked playing “strip billiards” in Las Vegas, and someone snapped photos, and now they’re all over the internet.

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TMZ reports the pics were taken after Harry and an entourage invited girls they met at the hotel bar up to the VIP suite.

Ross and Burbank are less shocked by the photos, and more surprised that Harry was able to convince all these gals to play strip billiards.

“Apparently things have changed since I was of that age,” says Dave Ross. “I never really could find any women willing to play actual strip poker.”

Luke says he was too shy to ever even attempt propositioning a lady for such a game.

The two decide Harry’s luck must have to do with his royal lineage.

“Maybe if you’re a royal, the girls suggest it?” says Luke. “I guess if offered, why wouldn’t you take it?”