Don’t Date Him Girl

It’s a story as old as time. Boy meets girl, they fall in love, girl breaks up with boy, boy shows up with an itemized list of every cent he ever spent on her, girl starts a blog in order to document this douchery. You know… that old chestnut.

(The 4.00 for ‘seasickness tablets’ has to be the best one. I cannot for the life of me figure out why she wanted to break up with this charmer).

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And here’s the contract he made her sign.

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Adding to the funny is that it looks like this gal has no other posts or apparent interest in blogging other than calling attention to this bill. Keep it simple and focus on your core goals, that’s what I say. Thanks to Buzzfeed for the heads up.

–Luke Burbank